Animated Teapot Defenestrating

"A coffee maker can make coffee. A coffeepot can only hold coffee. This might make it envious."

"Doesn't that seem a little silly?"

"Sir?"

"That the coffeepot would have emotions, I mean."

"Sir, you are the one you came in here with a story about your animated teapot defenestrating itself in a murderous rampage."

"Good point."

"I am trying very hard to take you seriously, sir."

"Yes, I get that. Look - maybe we should start over."

"OK."

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